If you are planning a stag do in Benidorm, you know you are in for a wild one. Rubbing shoulders with like-minded, boozy Brits, tanked up on €1 pints and fuelled by a day in the scorching sun – your weekend is going to be unbelievable. Stag and hen party planning experts, Last Night of Freedom, have rounded up their ‘tongue in cheek’ things to do on a Benidorm stag do.
Have a drink
You do not need us to tell you, but pints for €1 and, literally, hundreds of drinks offers across the different bars means you will have no problem getting merry. We recommend getting a guided bar crawl around the best (read: most cheap and cheerful) nightlife spots. If you are after somewhere a little classier than ‘The Strip’, top bars like Penelope Beach Party Bar and Moon Beach will have you feeling like VIPs from the off, but will have a price tag to match.
Stag Stitch Up
No stag do is worth its salt without stitching up the Groom-to-Be good and proper. Benidorm’s offerings include getting the lucky lad a stripper who turns out to be a man in drag, or getting him handcuffed to a dwarf all night. However humiliating and degrading you want to go is up to you. Just do not go easy on him…
Terra Mitica Theme Park
What better way to clear a hangover than a theme park? Spain’s answer to Alton Towers is set on the outskirts of Benidorm and boasts over 50 adrenaline-fuelled rides, including roller coasters, log flumes and even a 150 foot drop ride. Split into several cool themed areas, including Greece, Egypt, Iberia and Rome, this quirky theme park is a great way to spend the day and prep you for the night ahead.
It is simply not a stag do without booze and strippers, so get yourselves to a Benidorm strip club and tick both of those essential boxes in one. We advise that you get a local guide to take you around the bars and especially around the strip clubs, as there are a few dodgy ones which could rip you off, so make sure you get to a reputable one to avoid disappointment. Remember that stag do stitch up we told you about? You can even host that in here, too.
Limo / Hummer Airport Transfer
Let Benidorm know that the boys have landed, with a meet and greet at arrivals, then a flashy Limousine or Hummer ride to your accommodation. It is the true VIP (and only) way to travel on your stag weekend.
Sex Show Bar Crawl
You are already prepped for a massive bar crawl, but why not see it off in true bold and brash Benidorm style, with a sex show bar crawl? We are not going to dress it up, Benidorm sex shows are uncouth, indecent and pretty obscene. But, that is Benidorm for you. If you are not familiar with Sticky Vicky and Kinky Karen, get yourself some Googling done and prepare for the show of your life.
Flying Fish Ride / Banana Boat
Located just off the beautiful Playa de Levante beach, it would be a crying shame not to take advantage of the stunning coastline and scorching weather – which is why we see a lot of stag groups taking to the waters for a flying fish or a banana boat ride. Testing your grip and stamina, these adrenaline-pumping rides will see you strapped to floating inflatables, being pulled seriously fast over the waves. Classic Benny.
If you love the idea of being out at sea but do not fancy getting flung into the air on a banana boat or flying fish ride, the more civilised catamaran cruises are seriously popular in Benidorm. There are some cruises which even permit bringing your own booze on board. Instagram spam awaits… and you are not even sorry.
If you are one of those stags who lives life in the fast lane, a speedboat or a jet ski will see you cruising over the waves like James Bond. Getting the blood pumping, this is one way to see that hangover off in style.
We are all big kids at heart and there is no better way to embrace that, than a wet and wild water park session. With 20 slides including Vertigo, standing 33 metres high and built into a hillside, Aqualandia is the place to be.
For more stag do advice and inspiration, or to plan your own bespoke Benidorm weekend, Have a look at https://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/stag-weekends/benidorm/